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JUNE QUIZ QUESTION
Mary was born on December 25th, yet her birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

Thanks, Dads...You're the Best Kind of Investment
This Father’s Day, we want to thank the dads who taught us that the greatest investments aren't found in market charts, but in the memories built within four walls. For many, Dad was our very first contractor—teaching us how to patch drywall, fix a leaky pipe, or mow a straight line. He didn't just maintain a house; he invested sweat equity into building a home and a solid foundation.

Are You a Real Estate Voyeur?
If So, You're Part of a Cultural Phenomenon
Have you ever scrolled through listings just for fun to imagine your life differently? You aren't alone. A staggering 40% of people browse home listings they have no intention of buying. Digital house hunting is one of our favorite late-night forms of voyeurism.
We are a nation of looky-loos, and I'm right there with you. It's one reason I fell in love with real estate. There is a distinct magic in stepping into someone else's house.
Experts call it "identity mapping." When we browse a stranger's living room, our brains run a simulation of an alternative life, allowing us to try on a new version of ourselves. It's a harmless form of escapism.
As an agent, I love when looky-loos show up at my open houses. A curious neighbor might share the home with a friend. Plus, looky-loos bring energy to an open house, creating interest from active buyers.
Never feel guilty for popping into an open house just to see the layout. You are participating in a time-honored tradition of human curiosity. (Feel free to confess your looky-loo status to the agent at the door.)
Interested in changing your "looky-loo-ness" into real house hunting? Call me anytime.

Buy land, build a house…here’s how
Have you ever seen a piece of land and thought, “I wonder if I could build there”? Scan the QR code to find out how you could do that.

‘Back of Napkin’ Real Estate Investment Math
While a detailed analysis is smart before buying a rental property, there are a couple of tricks you can use to quickly spot good (or bad) deals.
One is the 1% Rule to gauge revenue: a $200,000 home must rent for $2,000/mo.
Another trick is the 50% Rule to estimate expenses, assuming half ($1,000) vanishes into taxes, insurance, and maintenance. If the remaining $1,000 cannot comfortably cover your mortgage and yield a profit, walk away from the deal.

Ever Been Told to Sleep Tight? Where Did That Come From?
The phrase "sleep tight" originates from the 1800s, when "tight" meant "soundly" or "securely." Despite popular myth, it does not refer to tightening the ropes of old beds. Instead, it simply means to sleep safely and well.
The exact idiom first appeared in writing in 1866, long after rope beds became obsolete. Following the phrase "sleep tight," the warning "don't let the bedbugs bite" was added in the late 1800s. Unlike the bed-rope myth, this phrase was based on a very literal, itchy reality. So, "sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite" is actually a mixed message.

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Smart Sellers Use this Home Inspection Flex
Most sellers wait for a buyer to order a home inspection after they make an offer. Then the seller waits and hopes nothing major turns up during the inspection. Often, they're surprised by the amount of work required, and end up in stressful and expensive repair negotiations in the middle of the escrow period.
That's why the smart flex is for sellers to get their own home inspection in advance. For a few hundred dollars, you can uncover issues early, make repairs on your own timeline, and avoid scrambling during escrow when emotions and deadlines are high.
A pre-inspection also helps you price the home more confidently and reduces the fear of unexpected discoveries late in the transaction. You can even leave the inspection report available for buyers to review during showings, which creates trust and reassures cautious buyers. It also helps negate potential over-the-top repair requests.
The result is often smoother negotiations, stronger offers, and a cleaner path to closing. Thinking about selling this year? Call anytime — I’d love to help.

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